Wow! All I gotta say is, if you're a JW, might as well go home, sit in your bedroom, read the magazines, study your bible, don't answer the phone, don't text anyone on your phone, don't look at the computer, don't look at the internet, don't look at your neighbor (pervs), don't think about buying anything, don't think about going to the movies, don't have a Facebook account, don't have a myspace account, don't buy any electronics that will steal your time...
Don't....don't....don't....
Did I miss anything? Help me finish the list....